Sunday, November 24, 2013

But Mommy!

Things you should know if you want to have children

  • They cry a lot
  • The minute you are on the phone they will need to speak with you
  • They will ask you what's for dinner every 10 minutes until you feed them
  • They will spend all of your money
  • They will make you well up with tears when they are being cute
  • You will walk through fire to ensure their safety
  • Time stands still until they turn 4
  • Then it flies!
  • They will test your patience, sanity and marriage
  • They will teach you more than you can imagine
  • They make you feel like an idiot from time to time
  • You will be exhausted
  • They are messy and need to be fed constantly
  • You will never love anyone more than your children
  • Worry will become your middle name
  • You will feel a lot of guilt
  • You will do things you swore you would NEVER do--good and bad
  • Be afraid, be very afraid
  • You will become a nag and repeat yourself constantly
  • You have no idea what you are in for and no book, blog on the planet will help prepare you
  • Whatever you learned in school will be irrelevant by the time you help them with homework
  • Hire a nanny, tutor and maid--and you'll still be swamped!
  • You will have the best time of your life!
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Thursday, November 21, 2013

I miss you!

I'm embarrassed to admit Main Line Sportsman had to tell me to do this. A few of my blends have private messaged me regarding my sudden departure from my blog. I'm fine! The Frat Boys are well, well they are alive. Greye has a broken leg and The Winfield's finger is badly bruised. But we have been passing the time with Eagles Games and excitement over the new Hunger Games movie that opens tomorrow and I'll be escorting 9 of the most handsome tweens in all of South Jersey to.

My life is simply the same day in and day out. I go to the fraternity lacrosse games and then spend the summer at our yacht club. I'm so bored with myself I didn't want to drag you down with me.

I couldn't ask Husband to take another picture of me and I don't have a full length mirror anymore making selfies impossible. But I'm healthy and no one was cyber bullying me. I've run out of things to share and write about. I'm still on face book, twitter and you can find me at preppy bunny on insta gram.

Thank you all for welcoming me to blog land and making feel a part of your world. I've spent so much money because of all of the cute products/books you introduced me to. I'm a better person for being a part of preppy blogs! From the bottom of my heart--Thank you!

See you on the internet and NEVER forget

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