But Mommy!

Things you should know if you want to have children

• They cry a lot
• The minute you are on the phone they will need to speak with you
• They will ask you what's for dinner every 10 minutes until you feed them
• They will spend all of your money
• They will make you well up with tears when they are being cute
• You will walk through fire to ensure their safety
• Time stands still until they turn 4
• Then it flies!
• They will test your patience, sanity and marriage
• They will teach you more than you can imagine
• They make you feel like an idiot from time to time
• You will be exhausted
• They are messy and need to be fed constantly
• You will never love anyone more than your children
• Worry will become your middle name
• You will feel a lot of guilt
• You will do things you swore you would NEVER do--good and bad
• Be afraid, be very afraid
• You will become a nag and repeat yourself constantly
• You have no idea what you are in for and no book, blog on the planet will help prepare you
• Whatever you learned in school will be irrelevant by the time you help them with homework
• Hire a nanny, tutor and maid--and you'll still be swamped!
• You will have the best time of your life!

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SC