Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Words to live by!

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember, wherever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up.  Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life, who might need a reason to smile!

34 comments:

  1. I love the one about big girl panties. Also the last one is so true!

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  2. That is a beyond fabulous list! Have to post it on forty things blog!!! xoxo

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  3. These are great sister and left me gigglin'!

    Thanks and have a wonderful day!

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  4. Okay, I'm going to forward this to all of my friends! Too funny!

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  5. Hilarious - and all true! :-) XOXO

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  6. whahaha...
    juice plus vodka always tastes better!!!
    xo & cheers*

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  7. So good. I just might post it this week as well. XoXo!!

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  8. I'm sorry husband but I have to say #12 is my fav after #3! I hope this brought a smile to your day! xoxo
    SC

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  9. Great list, but can I get a monogram that says the barbie one? That will be my new mantra! Thanks for sharing. Happy Tuesday

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  10. So cute! This post just put a smile on my face and made me laugh out loud. :)

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  11. HA! Sadly, I've already discovered PMS is just my daily self. :o)

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  12. Those quotes made my day... thanks for sharing!

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  13. That just made my day! Thanks so much for that, dahlin'!

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  14. Hilarious!! And I'll get around to the tag. I'm just so behind!! xoxo

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  15. Hilarious! Barbie does have everything: the job, the looks, the guy...

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  16. you are soooo cool... (not a preppy term but true statement) xx

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  17. I love this! So fun and fabulous :)

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  18. #14 especially made me laugh!! So true huh?

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  19. Just what I needed to read today :)

    Thanks!!!

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Talk preppy to me! xoxo