Counting down the days to Hermes big day, I thought I'd share more stories about my bff. When she calls, we have caller id, everyone jumps at the chance to answer the phone--including Husband. Greye, in particular, loves Hermes as we vacation with her yearly in Maine. When Greye answers Hermes asks, "where's your mother? Is she pouring herself wine?" Greye answers, "No." Hermes asks, "Is she smoking a cigarette?" Greye answers with a giggle, "No." Hermes asks, "Well then where is she?" Greye handing me the phone says, "she's right here." Everyone in the family wants to talk to her to see what she say's next. I told you she is CRAZY!!!! And funny.